Applications are closed while the programme is being finished.
Join the waitlist and you will be told first when they open.
No marketing. No frequency. Contact only when relevant.
Page 1 of 5 · Particulars
Particulars
Who you are to Greywell. Your answers save as you go.
Example: [email protected]
Enter an email address in the form [email protected].
A first name, a scene name, or a form of address. If you finish, this is the name on your Testimonial, the certificate of a finished Term.
This must be answered.
Greywell is open only to applicants aged 18 or over.
This must be answered.
Practical details · 1 of 5 · Days
Days
The hours you work. Your day at Greywell is built around them.
Yes
No
This must be answered.
Example: 08:00 to 16:30. Add additional shifts where needed. A shift ending earlier than it starts is read as an overnight one — 19:00 to 07:00 is a night shift.
Check the hours entered.
Practical details · 3 of 5 · Body
Body
What your body should not be asked to do. This is not a medical assessment.
Safety Restrictions
Declare any physical or medical limit that would make a movement unsafe. The House Officer uses this record to avoid unsuitable physical training assignments.
Declare any physical or medical limit that would make a movement unsafe. The House Officer uses this record to avoid unsuitable physical training assignments.
No restrictions
No injury, condition, pain pattern, or medical limit affects assigned physical training.
Restrictions apply
Some movements must be avoided, modified, or reviewed before assignment.
This must be answered.
Yes
No
This must be answered.
Starting Condition
Give a plain current baseline. Overstating it risks unsafe assignments; understating it weakens the programme.
Give a plain current baseline. Overstating it risks unsafe assignments; understating it weakens the programme.
Not very
Little or no exercise lately
Fairly
Some exercise most weeks
Very
Training now, or coming back to it
This must be answered.
Equipment and space
Record the equipment or space available.
Record the equipment or space available.
A clear floor at home, big enough to lie down on
A garden or yard
A gym
A park or path nearby
A swimming pool
Stairs
This must be answered.
Exercise bike
Exercise mat
Free weights
Pull-up bar
Resistance bands
Skipping rope
Nothing
Something else
This must be answered.
This must be answered.
This must be answered.
You must confirm this before proceeding.
Page 3 of 5 · The Case
The Case
The Governor reads all of this before deciding, and some of it shapes how your House Officer speaks to you.
What you ticked
Between 150 and 1,200 characters.
How you'll show your work
The Governor needs to know the setting, and how work will be evidenced, before saying yes.
Alone
With a partner
With family
With housemates
This must be answered.
Inspections are on your own phone: up to five in any 7 days, at most one a day, without notice. On a Governor-assigned Term the Governor may also inspect you live, from Escalation. You opt into each one; it is video only, with no sound, nothing is recorded, and you can end it at any moment.
Yes
Perhaps
No
This must be answered.
Page 5 of 5 · Agreements
Agreements
What we have to ask
Greywell is a structure and not treatment. A yes to any of these does not refuse you.
Yes
No
This must be answered.
No
Yes
In recovery
This must be answered.
Yes
No
This must be answered.
Yes
No
This must be answered.
Yes
No
This must be answered.
What you're agreeing to
These rules apply from day one. All use is self-declared in the daily musters.
You must confirm this before proceeding.
Voluntary Admission
The programme is entered voluntarily. Greywell is not clinical care, urgent support, legal advice, or financial advice. You remain responsible for your own safety, health decisions, premises, devices, employment obligations, and compliance with applicable law.
Greywell does not know your name or where you live, and it cannot send anyone to you. If you are in danger, call your local emergency number yourself.
Programme communications are formal records. Declarations, Governor directives, House Officer notices, fee status, DNS status, evidence arrangements, and completion actions may be retained as part of the Term record.
You must confirm this before submitting.
You must confirm this before submitting.
Submitting sends these five pages to the Governor. The practical details — your days, your home, your body and your food — follow straight afterwards, or later through a link we give you, and you can change them until your fee is paid.
We will write to this address. Is it right?
Change it
Page 4 of 5 · The charter
The charter
Your House Officer reads this and holds you to it every day. The Governor may strike a line with a reason. You are held only to what you accept.
This must be answered.
This must be answered.
This must be answered.
This must be answered.
This must be answered.
This must be answered.
Practical details · 4 of 5 · Food
Food
Greywell sets what you eat. Allergies and food rules are always followed.
Meat and fish
Meat, no fish
Fish, no meat
Vegetarian: no meat, no fish
Vegan: nothing from an animal
This must be answered.
None
Gluten (coeliac disease)
Crustaceans
Eggs
Fish
Peanuts
Soya
Milk
Tree nuts
Celery
Mustard
Sesame
Sulphites
Lupin
Molluscs
Something else
This must be answered.
Air fryer
Blender, jug or stick
Grill
Pressure cooker
Rice cooker
Slow cooker
Toaster
Something else
This must be answered.
Practical details · 5 of 5 · Reading
Reading
Every Term includes reading. Your House Officer chooses your books from these answers.
A book a month or more
Now and then
Rarely or never
This must be answered.
Classics
Crime and thrillers
History
Ideas: philosophy, psychology, belief
Lives: biography and memoir
Modern novels
Poetry and short stories
Science and nature
Science fiction and fantasy
Something else
This must be answered.
Mostly fiction
A mix of both
Mostly non-fiction
No preference
This must be answered.
Nothing is off limits
Abuse or sexual violence
Addiction, alcohol or drugs
Death, grief or terminal illness
Eating disorders or body image
Graphic violence or war
Mental illness
Pregnancy, fertility or baby loss
Religion
Suicide or self-harm
Something else
This must be answered.
Nothing — free or library copies only
Under $20
$20–50
$50–100
Over $100
This must be answered.
Practical details · 6 of 6 · Filter
The filter
The filter closes kinds of website on your own devices, for the whole Term. Help is never closed.
Greywell sees that the filter answered. It never sees what it answered about.
A phone
A tablet
A laptop
A desktop computer
This must be answered.
Social networks
Video streaming
Gambling
Adult content
Online shopping
Gaming
Entertainment
News
Sport
Nowhere
This must be answered.
Yes
No
This must be answered.
That is not a site name. Try one like example.com.
What Greywell would do
Basic
Nothing you marked needs more than Basic.
Installed on every device only you use. A habit blocked on one moves to another.
Basic Greywell’s choice
Social networks, video streaming and gambling.
Full Greywell’s choice
All of Basic, and adult content, online shopping, gaming, entertainment, news and sport.
No filter $0
Your screens are left to you.
This must be answered.
It goes on:
Check your filter, then hand it in.
It closes:
It leaves open for you:
Crisis and health sites are never closed, so they never need asking for.
The Governor confirms the size, the price and your sites before you pay. On your first day it goes on, and your officer checks it is answering.
Practical details · 2 of 5 · Home
Home
Where your Term is lived. Your House Officer should know the room before speaking about it.
Oven
Hob or hot plate
Microwave
Kettle
Fridge
Freezer
This must be answered.
Yes
No
Housemates share rooms
Family or children at home
A partner at home
Visitors or a landlord have access
Some rooms can't be photographed
The camera must avoid an area
Neighbours can see in through a window
Something else
This must be answered.
Sofa
Ottoman
Armchair
Desk chair
Dining chair
Floor seating only
Governor will advise on eating surface and sofa rule application.
Other
This must be answered.
Under $50 per week
$50–80 per week
$80–120 per week
$120+ per week
This must be answered.
Page 2 of 5 · The Term
The Term
What you are asking for. Nothing is settled until the Governor admits you.
Standard Term — 60 to 75 days
The full programme. Most applicants choose this.
Extended Term — 90 to 110 days
For a longer reset, or if you have held a Term before.
This must be answered.
Officer-governed
Your House Officer holds your Term. The Governor watches over your welfare and decides how it begins and ends.
Governor-assigned
All of that and the Governor's own attention. The Governor may inspect you live by camera and reviews your week.
This must be answered.
The fee depends on these two answers and is set out on the fees page. Nothing is charged until you are admitted.
Standard
The Term as it is written. Most people belong here.
Strict
For those who want the push. The same Term asks more of you and is slower to approve. No alcohol and no cannabis until it ends. Where it applies the Governor looks sooner.
This must be answered.
Mr. Cole
Firm and fair and not talked round. Listens first and then acts. Warmth here is earned and you will know when you have it.
Mrs. Hartley
In charge and enjoying it. Quick and witty and always a step ahead. You will not know the next move until it is made.
Mx. Marlowe
Thoughtful and bold and never lording it over you. Has thought of you before you speak. Here you are understood, and always told why.
This must be answered.
Photography
Your phone will do for the first two weeks. After that you need a camera that is not your phone. A used one costs 40 to 120 dollars.
Drawing and Sketching
Music
Craft or Making
Other — something not on this list
The Governor sets it by hand.
This must be answered.
Yes
A page of intake works out its size with you.
Not for me
Your screens are left to you.
Loading available Sundays...
This must be answered.
The week it must fit
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
This must be answered.
hours
This must be answered.
This must be answered.
None
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
This must be answered.
The same every week
They change week to week
This must be answered.